Who we are

100% uninsured!

You assume all liability and risk so we don’t have to. We pass the savings on to you. We’re not responsible for anything. Our parents told us many times how irresponsible we are. You’ve been warned.

Years of experience!

I can’t say how many years exactly, but I’m pretty sure it’s at least more than one.

It’s not a good job, it’s a Hack-Job!

When you just need the job done, but you don’t care how well. We strive to complete every job. Most times we do!

When quality matters, look elsewhere!

We’re not the best, but we do ok. We don’t have the newest equipment either, but it works. Heck, we barely know what we’re doing. We do “mediocre work, at a fair price.”